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'Oops, our bad!' says UK as it realises it needs EU workers or entire country grinds to a halt

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Calling us scum is wrong, insists party harbouring MP who joked about bombing opponent's office

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Scum threatens defamation suit against Labour Deputy Leader Angela Rayner

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PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

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Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

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Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

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Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

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Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

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Biden team explain that whipping Haitians back over the border not evil because he's not Trump

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Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

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MOD mistakenly sends Afghan translators big signs and novelty balloons saying they helped Britain against Taliban

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Martin Scorsese complains Keir Starmer's new essay drones on a bit and could probably finish about an hour earlier than it does

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Consumers outraged that shortages might mean they have less food to throw away uneaten

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Tories thank M25 demonstrators for excuse to lock all protesters up

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Army to ease fuel crisis by shooting thick selfish bastards

Mystery as R Kelly found reading etiquette book on how to receive royal guests

Blow for Starmer as poll finds electorate would sooner vote for theoretical Piers Morgan- James Corden chimera

'Oops, our bad!' says UK as it realises it needs EU workers or entire country grinds to a halt

Calling us scum is wrong, insists party harbouring MP who joked about bombing opponent's office

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Tory voters horrified that their stupidity and selfishness will cost them extra National Insurance payments

Tinder breaks after newly-single Michael Gove creates account

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Cummings poached from Downing Street by Specsavers to work at its Barnard Castle headquarters

Cat employed by RADA to teach actors how to convincingly portray starvation

Church of England partners with Cthulhu cult to make itself more relevant to life in 2020

Army to ease fuel crisis by shooting thick selfish bastards

Mystery as R Kelly found reading etiquette book on how to receive royal guests

Blow for Starmer as poll finds electorate would sooner vote for theoretical Piers Morgan- James Corden chimera

'Oops, our bad!' says UK as it realises it needs EU workers or entire country grinds to a halt

Calling us scum is wrong, insists party harbouring MP who joked about bombing opponent's office

Man with ten jerry cans waiting in petrol queue, as car only half full, blames media for panic

Scum threatens defamation suit against Labour Deputy Leader Angela Rayner

PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

Biden team explain that whipping Haitians back over the border not evil because he's not Trump

Man brings big fish on Tinder date just to match profile picture

Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

MOD mistakenly sends Afghan translators big signs and novelty balloons saying they helped Britain against Taliban

Martin Scorsese complains Keir Starmer's new essay drones on a bit and could probably finish about an hour earlier than it does

Consumers outraged that shortages might mean they have less food to throw away uneaten

Tories thank M25 demonstrators for excuse to lock all protesters up

New survey finds everyone who owns a personalised number plate is a KN0BH3AD

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Army to ease fuel crisis by shooting thick selfish bastards

Mystery as R Kelly found reading etiquette book on how to receive royal guests

Blow for Starmer as poll finds electorate would sooner vote for theoretical Piers Morgan- James Corden chimera

'Oops, our bad!' says UK as it realises it needs EU workers or entire country grinds to a halt

Calling us scum is wrong, insists party harbouring MP who joked about bombing opponent's office

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Tory voters horrified that their stupidity and selfishness will cost them extra National Insurance payments

Tinder breaks after newly-single Michael Gove creates account

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Cummings poached from Downing Street by Specsavers to work at its Barnard Castle headquarters

Cat employed by RADA to teach actors how to convincingly portray starvation

Church of England partners with Cthulhu cult to make itself more relevant to life in 2020

Army to ease fuel crisis by shooting thick selfish bastards

Mystery as R Kelly found reading etiquette book on how to receive royal guests

Blow for Starmer as poll finds electorate would sooner vote for theoretical Piers Morgan- James Corden chimera

'Oops, our bad!' says UK as it realises it needs EU workers or entire country grinds to a halt

Calling us scum is wrong, insists party harbouring MP who joked about bombing opponent's office

Man with ten jerry cans waiting in petrol queue, as car only half full, blames media for panic

Scum threatens defamation suit against Labour Deputy Leader Angela Rayner

PM sends bulldog to sort out Insulate Britain protestors’ insurance after their requests for Churchillian response

Ghost of Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog, Dave, haunts tongue twister convention

Brexit’s ‘sunlit uplands’ officially downgraded to ‘shallow roadside ditch’ due to food and fuel shortages

Boris to start dressing as Angela Merkel in bid to also see out 16 years in power

Escaped wallaby bores bollocks off everybody in pub with its endless bloody travel stories

Biden team explain that whipping Haitians back over the border not evil because he's not Trump

Man brings big fish on Tinder date just to match profile picture

Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

MOD mistakenly sends Afghan translators big signs and novelty balloons saying they helped Britain against Taliban

Martin Scorsese complains Keir Starmer's new essay drones on a bit and could probably finish about an hour earlier than it does

Consumers outraged that shortages might mean they have less food to throw away uneaten

Tories thank M25 demonstrators for excuse to lock all protesters up

New survey finds everyone who owns a personalised number plate is a KN0BH3AD