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New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

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Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

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Doctors warn of mass fatalities if people hold breath waiting for police to hold Tories accountable for anything, ever

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Liz Truss says she refused to attend govt Lockdown Party because they were serving foreign cheeses

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Australia finally agrees to release Djokovic on the condition he's parachuted into the outback first

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Horror authors clamour to produce script about people stuck in lift with Gove

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Invading Russian soldiers turned back from Ukrainian border for not having proper covid paperwork

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Human rights abuse confusion over Myanmar as human rights abuser jailed by human rights abusers

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Queen to be wheeled out Weekend-at-Bernie's-style when she finally carks it, Palace confirms

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New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

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Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Covid variant Omicron revealed to be 'robot in disguise' which can transform into a speedboat

Piers Corbyn and confused followers removed from Build-a-Bear shop after accusing staff of secretly running the world

Starmer makes early start on destroying Labour poll lead by defending Blair knighthood

Piers Morgan to challenge Meghan Markle to a duel, cheek by jowl, and have done with it

New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

Senior Tory aide called Dai Version exposed Chinese agent in Commons

Andrew changes title to 'The Piss Artist Formerly Known As Prince'

Entire Cabinet in running for Gutless Creep of the Year Award after backing Boris Johnson

Latest UK cabinet meeting a shambles after Raab only brings a bottle of sherry he found at the back of the cupboard

Van-Tam resignation welcomed by Tories as there is no place for truth or honour anywhere near Government

Burning greedy energy firm executives at the stake a good way of generating cheap heat for needy, study finds

Attempt to transplant Tory's heart into pig fails after pig's body rejects it

Doctors warn of mass fatalities if people hold breath waiting for police to hold Tories accountable for anything, ever

Liz Truss says she refused to attend govt Lockdown Party because they were serving foreign cheeses

Australia finally agrees to release Djokovic on the condition he's parachuted into the outback first

Horror authors clamour to produce script about people stuck in lift with Gove

Invading Russian soldiers turned back from Ukrainian border for not having proper covid paperwork

Human rights abuse confusion over Myanmar as human rights abuser jailed by human rights abusers

Queen to be wheeled out Weekend-at-Bernie's-style when she finally carks it, Palace confirms

'It's the role I was born to play,' says James Nesbitt after agreeing to play James Nesbitt in James Nesbitt biopic

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New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

Most Popular

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Covid variant Omicron revealed to be 'robot in disguise' which can transform into a speedboat

Piers Corbyn and confused followers removed from Build-a-Bear shop after accusing staff of secretly running the world

Starmer makes early start on destroying Labour poll lead by defending Blair knighthood

Piers Morgan to challenge Meghan Markle to a duel, cheek by jowl, and have done with it

New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

Senior Tory aide called Dai Version exposed Chinese agent in Commons

Andrew changes title to 'The Piss Artist Formerly Known As Prince'

Entire Cabinet in running for Gutless Creep of the Year Award after backing Boris Johnson

Latest UK cabinet meeting a shambles after Raab only brings a bottle of sherry he found at the back of the cupboard

Van-Tam resignation welcomed by Tories as there is no place for truth or honour anywhere near Government

Burning greedy energy firm executives at the stake a good way of generating cheap heat for needy, study finds

Attempt to transplant Tory's heart into pig fails after pig's body rejects it

Doctors warn of mass fatalities if people hold breath waiting for police to hold Tories accountable for anything, ever

Liz Truss says she refused to attend govt Lockdown Party because they were serving foreign cheeses

Australia finally agrees to release Djokovic on the condition he's parachuted into the outback first

Horror authors clamour to produce script about people stuck in lift with Gove

Invading Russian soldiers turned back from Ukrainian border for not having proper covid paperwork

Human rights abuse confusion over Myanmar as human rights abuser jailed by human rights abusers

Queen to be wheeled out Weekend-at-Bernie's-style when she finally carks it, Palace confirms

'It's the role I was born to play,' says James Nesbitt after agreeing to play James Nesbitt in James Nesbitt biopic

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