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Sheep consider calling daftest members of their flock covid deniers

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NASA probe reports Mars not as big as when you were a kid and has thinner chocolate

Generous club bouncers quite willing to give two jabs on the door to any troublesome anti-vaxxers

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Generous club bouncers quite willing to give two jabs on the door to any troublesome anti-vaxxers

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UNESCO official caught trying to sell World Heritage status hubcaps in Liverpool pub

Eagerly-awaited Prince Harry memoir rumoured to list achievements other than being born

Large penis seen flying above Texas turns out to be Jeff Bezos

'Vaccine passports for clubbers is discrimination against us really really stupid people,' claims anti-vaxxers

Cummings reduced to same official status as that pub bore you know who met a celebrity once

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'I was taking part in a new pilot scheme' set to become nation's favourite excuse

Tories say sugar and salt tax would harm freedom of choice, donations from big companies

Public plead with Goldman Sachs not to make bankers wear masks - or do anything else to avoid covid

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Anti-vaxxers immune to covid as they're not bright enough to qualify as human

Sheep consider calling daftest members of their flock covid deniers

Politician kicked out of Parliament for insufficient amounts of lying

NASA probe reports Mars not as big as when you were a kid and has thinner chocolate

Generous club bouncers quite willing to give two jabs on the door to any troublesome anti-vaxxers

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Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Woman who has grown addicted to secretly muttering ‘wanker’ under her breath at everyone really dreading lifting of face mask restrictions

Ten reasons why you should never click on clickbait lists - number seven will make you want to poke your eyes out with a stick!

Cummings poached from Downing Street by Specsavers to work at its Barnard Castle headquarters

Man gutted IQ not low enough to enjoy Love Island

Entire England football team has to hide bulging shorts after getting a semi

Anti-vaxxers immune to covid as they're not bright enough to qualify as human

Sheep consider calling daftest members of their flock covid deniers

Politician kicked out of Parliament for insufficient amounts of lying

NASA probe reports Mars not as big as when you were a kid and has thinner chocolate

Generous club bouncers quite willing to give two jabs on the door to any troublesome anti-vaxxers

Covid-compliant Tokyo Olympics to hold every event over Zoom to ensure social distancing

‘Nice Guy’ on dating site can’t understand why none of those ‘effing skanks’ want to go out with him

Britain nervously eyes up its fluffiest pets as toilet roll panic-buyers hit the supermarket shelves again

Journalists who expose filthy Tory adulterers must be jailed, say filthy Tory adulterers

UNESCO official caught trying to sell World Heritage status hubcaps in Liverpool pub

Eagerly-awaited Prince Harry memoir rumoured to list achievements other than being born

Large penis seen flying above Texas turns out to be Jeff Bezos

'Vaccine passports for clubbers is discrimination against us really really stupid people,' claims anti-vaxxers

Cummings reduced to same official status as that pub bore you know who met a celebrity once

'Strewth! Haven't we got enough venomous creatures already?' says Australia as it chucks out Katie Hopkins

Starmer to purge rebels with firing squads standing in circles

‘Virus McVirusface’ leading Government poll to name England's next super-variant

'I was taking part in a new pilot scheme' set to become nation's favourite excuse

Tories say sugar and salt tax would harm freedom of choice, donations from big companies

Public plead with Goldman Sachs not to make bankers wear masks - or do anything else to avoid covid