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Braverman angrily rejects claims that her being evil, heartless, racist shitdemon is a lifestyle choice

Brand not worth the effort of a conspiracy, say secret sinister forces who run the world

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Braverman angrily rejects claims that her being evil, heartless, racist shitdemon is a lifestyle choice

Brand not worth the effort of a conspiracy, say secret sinister forces who run the world

Garden spider races to build dozens of webs after arachnophobes invited to barbecue

Scum of the earth in urgent quest to choose new dangerous animal for when Bully XLs are banned

RSPB to change logo from avocet to chicken in puddle of own piss after backing down on calling Tories liars

Prigozhin 'off to live on a farm somewhere' Kremlin says

Electoral Commission confirms data breach not serious as only ordinary people will suffer

Tories launch 'sunbeds for all' policy to woo back slackwitted voters with no dignity or self-respect

White House to install bars on every window in anticipation of possible next President

High street bosses insist public are staying away because of rain and not because they've made high streets shit

Wiltshire Village of Tingley Bollox prepares for annual mint shower gel festival

Jenrick orders murals of monsters eating children for refugee centres

New grandfather misses being miserable old sod

Greater Manchester Police vow to leave no stone unturned in investigating selves over horrific sexual allegations and finding no wrongdoing

Tragedy at Pamplona as bulls fail to kill anybody

Musk in trouble with Catholic church after announcing that people will no longer 'tweet' but 'X-Communicate'

Tories pin by-election hopes on racists, dickheads and racist dickheads

"Why don't I get a film like Barbie?" demands drunken embittered Sindy in her squalid condemned flat

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Braverman angrily rejects claims that her being evil, heartless, racist shitdemon is a lifestyle choice

Brand not worth the effort of a conspiracy, say secret sinister forces who run the world

Garden spider races to build dozens of webs after arachnophobes invited to barbecue

Scum of the earth in urgent quest to choose new dangerous animal for when Bully XLs are banned

RSPB to change logo from avocet to chicken in puddle of own piss after backing down on calling Tories liars

Most Popular

Man who creates jokes for Penguin chocolate bar wrappers actually miserable in real life, investigation reveals

Stinking, filthy ghost of Jimmy Savile rises from hell in protest at hearing his name in despicable, lying mouth of Boris Johnson

Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

Entire England football team has to hide bulging shorts after getting a semi

Swindon's Magic Roundabout revealed to be complicated way of summoning demons

Gazza reassured by Tory MPs that wanking at thought of Thatcher is normal

Braverman angrily rejects claims that her being evil, heartless, racist shitdemon is a lifestyle choice

Brand not worth the effort of a conspiracy, say secret sinister forces who run the world

Garden spider races to build dozens of webs after arachnophobes invited to barbecue

Scum of the earth in urgent quest to choose new dangerous animal for when Bully XLs are banned

RSPB to change logo from avocet to chicken in puddle of own piss after backing down on calling Tories liars

Prigozhin 'off to live on a farm somewhere' Kremlin says

Electoral Commission confirms data breach not serious as only ordinary people will suffer

Tories launch 'sunbeds for all' policy to woo back slackwitted voters with no dignity or self-respect

White House to install bars on every window in anticipation of possible next President

High street bosses insist public are staying away because of rain and not because they've made high streets shit

Wiltshire Village of Tingley Bollox prepares for annual mint shower gel festival

Jenrick orders murals of monsters eating children for refugee centres

New grandfather misses being miserable old sod

Greater Manchester Police vow to leave no stone unturned in investigating selves over horrific sexual allegations and finding no wrongdoing

Tragedy at Pamplona as bulls fail to kill anybody

Musk in trouble with Catholic church after announcing that people will no longer 'tweet' but 'X-Communicate'

Tories pin by-election hopes on racists, dickheads and racist dickheads

"Why don't I get a film like Barbie?" demands drunken embittered Sindy in her squalid condemned flat

Starmer insists Labour isn't the same as the Tories because its rosettes are a different colour

Worst person you know has decided to dress as Deadpool for Halloween

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