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Work and Pensions Secretary lays part of blame for horrific British covid death toll on victims' weight

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Flying Spaghetti Monster insists he should be on UK census 2021 as religion option following record year of pasta appreciation

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Scotland shouldn't get independence referendum, says former Prime Minister who was never elected to that office

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Rescue teams in race against time to find buried internet after Bernie Sanders memes avalanche

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Government defence of trade with genocidal regimes placed alongside 'rain falling downwards' in Big Book of Surprises

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Frantic search for adequate simile or metaphor to cover Theresa May questioning Johnson's morals

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Americans calling Lego 'Legos' just fucking insanity says rest of English speaking world

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Last remaining pub which still uses clip art for all of its posters finally closes

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Poll finds Biden could impale kittens on live television from Oval Office and still be less loathed than Trump

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Parents boast of success in lockdown home teaching after children give them cruel and offensive nicknames

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'Phew!' says UKIP after Priti Patel announces £800 fine for parties of over 15 people

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Surviving Nazis' residents' association denies Trump exile in Paraguay as he'd lower the tone

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UK demands flood waters go back to Irish Sea for customs checks

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Britons feel brief joy at Trump's exit, then see Johnson on television and remember

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Man fined for driving 200 miles for fish supper just glad police didn't spot large box of crack on back seat

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"Ah shucks," says Joe Biden as mask accidentally slips during inauguration revealing him to be a lizard person

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Delusional Trump demands recount of insurrection stating he is now America's warlord and has been bathing in Democrats' blood for past 14 days

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Latest Branson rocket terminates at Crewe, replaced by bus

Work and Pensions Secretary lays part of blame for horrific British covid death toll on victims' weight

Man who believes everything is about him even believes this story is about him

Flying Spaghetti Monster insists he should be on UK census 2021 as religion option following record year of pasta appreciation

Scotland shouldn't get independence referendum, says former Prime Minister who was never elected to that office

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Supermarkets' ban on mask-refusers surprises mask-wearing non-dickheads

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Donald Trump changes name to 'The Real Joe Biden' in last minute bid to win election

UK demands flood waters go back to Irish Sea for customs checks

Britons feel brief joy at Trump's exit, then see Johnson on television and remember

Latest Branson rocket terminates at Crewe, replaced by bus

Work and Pensions Secretary lays part of blame for horrific British covid death toll on victims' weight

Man who believes everything is about him even believes this story is about him

Flying Spaghetti Monster insists he should be on UK census 2021 as religion option following record year of pasta appreciation

Scotland shouldn't get independence referendum, says former Prime Minister who was never elected to that office

Rescue teams in race against time to find buried internet after Bernie Sanders memes avalanche

Government defence of trade with genocidal regimes placed alongside 'rain falling downwards' in Big Book of Surprises

Frantic search for adequate simile or metaphor to cover Theresa May questioning Johnson's morals

Americans calling Lego 'Legos' just fucking insanity says rest of English speaking world

Last remaining pub which still uses clip art for all of its posters finally closes

Poll finds Biden could impale kittens on live television from Oval Office and still be less loathed than Trump

Parents boast of success in lockdown home teaching after children give them cruel and offensive nicknames

'Phew!' says UKIP after Priti Patel announces £800 fine for parties of over 15 people

Surviving Nazis' residents' association denies Trump exile in Paraguay as he'd lower the tone

UK demands flood waters go back to Irish Sea for customs checks

Britons feel brief joy at Trump's exit, then see Johnson on television and remember

Man fined for driving 200 miles for fish supper just glad police didn't spot large box of crack on back seat

"Ah shucks," says Joe Biden as mask accidentally slips during inauguration revealing him to be a lizard person

Delusional Trump demands recount of insurrection stating he is now America's warlord and has been bathing in Democrats' blood for past 14 days

Trump helpfully lists potential Inauguration Day sniper positions he really, really hopes no domestic terrorists will use

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Latest Branson rocket terminates at Crewe, replaced by bus

Work and Pensions Secretary lays part of blame for horrific British covid death toll on victims' weight

Man who believes everything is about him even believes this story is about him

Flying Spaghetti Monster insists he should be on UK census 2021 as religion option following record year of pasta appreciation

Scotland shouldn't get independence referendum, says former Prime Minister who was never elected to that office

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Supermarkets' ban on mask-refusers surprises mask-wearing non-dickheads

Duchess of York's next novel is thriller about wrongly-accused pizza aficionado

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Donald Trump changes name to 'The Real Joe Biden' in last minute bid to win election

UK demands flood waters go back to Irish Sea for customs checks

Britons feel brief joy at Trump's exit, then see Johnson on television and remember

Latest Branson rocket terminates at Crewe, replaced by bus

Work and Pensions Secretary lays part of blame for horrific British covid death toll on victims' weight

Man who believes everything is about him even believes this story is about him

Flying Spaghetti Monster insists he should be on UK census 2021 as religion option following record year of pasta appreciation

Scotland shouldn't get independence referendum, says former Prime Minister who was never elected to that office

Rescue teams in race against time to find buried internet after Bernie Sanders memes avalanche

Government defence of trade with genocidal regimes placed alongside 'rain falling downwards' in Big Book of Surprises

Frantic search for adequate simile or metaphor to cover Theresa May questioning Johnson's morals

Americans calling Lego 'Legos' just fucking insanity says rest of English speaking world

Last remaining pub which still uses clip art for all of its posters finally closes

Poll finds Biden could impale kittens on live television from Oval Office and still be less loathed than Trump

Parents boast of success in lockdown home teaching after children give them cruel and offensive nicknames

'Phew!' says UKIP after Priti Patel announces £800 fine for parties of over 15 people

Surviving Nazis' residents' association denies Trump exile in Paraguay as he'd lower the tone

UK demands flood waters go back to Irish Sea for customs checks

Britons feel brief joy at Trump's exit, then see Johnson on television and remember

Man fined for driving 200 miles for fish supper just glad police didn't spot large box of crack on back seat

"Ah shucks," says Joe Biden as mask accidentally slips during inauguration revealing him to be a lizard person

Delusional Trump demands recount of insurrection stating he is now America's warlord and has been bathing in Democrats' blood for past 14 days

Trump helpfully lists potential Inauguration Day sniper positions he really, really hopes no domestic terrorists will use