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Tory MPs urge Chancellor to maintain freeze on alcohol duties as last thing they want is sober electorate

Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

Priti Patel reluctantly agrees not to test migrants' ages by cutting them in half and counting rings

Government to Tax Bees

Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

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Tory MPs urge Chancellor to maintain freeze on alcohol duties as last thing they want is sober electorate

Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

Priti Patel reluctantly agrees not to test migrants' ages by cutting them in half and counting rings

Government to Tax Bees

Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

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Facebook to officially rebrand as Brian, a plumber from Cardiff

Anti-lockdown protesters condemned over making people feel shred of sympathy for Gove

The Government refuses to rule out the further ruling out of lockdowns, minister clarifies

Virtual reality internet metaverse to be just as shit as normal reality say tech experts

Insulate Britain mysteriously fails to promise any of their nonsense for the roads of Glasgow

Man shocks Halloween party by not going as a Squid Game character

Car boot sale customer finds Western Military Industrial Complex stall selling pretend Chinese hypersonic missile

Hero spider learns to walk on two legs and complain about the weather after being bitten by radioactive human

Entire cast of Verisure burglar alarm ads quarantined after Dutch Elm Disease outbreak

Peppa Pig and family on the run due to proposed swine cull

Anton Chigurh gets visa for job at Barnsley abattoir

Police crackdown on officers stealing Jaffa Cakes, officers committing sex offences not so much

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Tory MPs urge Chancellor to maintain freeze on alcohol duties as last thing they want is sober electorate

Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

Priti Patel reluctantly agrees not to test migrants' ages by cutting them in half and counting rings

Government to Tax Bees

Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

Most Popular

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Tinder breaks after newly-single Michael Gove creates account

Cummings poached from Downing Street by Specsavers to work at its Barnard Castle headquarters

New hipster cafe revealed to be just a bearded man sitting on a bike drinking coffee

Army to ease fuel crisis by shooting thick selfish bastards

Flat Earthers finally reach fabled ‘ice wall’ at edge of planet but unable to enter gift shop without face masks

Tory MPs urge Chancellor to maintain freeze on alcohol duties as last thing they want is sober electorate

Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

Priti Patel reluctantly agrees not to test migrants' ages by cutting them in half and counting rings

Government to Tax Bees

Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

'I'm launching my own social media platform promising unadulterated truth,' lies Donald Trump

Momentous New Zealand trade deal will see up to six packets of Anchor butter on shelves by Christmas

Facebook to officially rebrand as Brian, a plumber from Cardiff

Anti-lockdown protesters condemned over making people feel shred of sympathy for Gove

The Government refuses to rule out the further ruling out of lockdowns, minister clarifies

Virtual reality internet metaverse to be just as shit as normal reality say tech experts

Insulate Britain mysteriously fails to promise any of their nonsense for the roads of Glasgow

Man shocks Halloween party by not going as a Squid Game character

Car boot sale customer finds Western Military Industrial Complex stall selling pretend Chinese hypersonic missile

Hero spider learns to walk on two legs and complain about the weather after being bitten by radioactive human

Entire cast of Verisure burglar alarm ads quarantined after Dutch Elm Disease outbreak

Peppa Pig and family on the run due to proposed swine cull

Anton Chigurh gets visa for job at Barnsley abattoir

Police crackdown on officers stealing Jaffa Cakes, officers committing sex offences not so much

‘One has had enough,’ says Queen after setting corgis on litter lout