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Johnson to go with 'I was catching a leak in the roof' defence, sources confirm

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New Tory dictionary defines 'humbled' as 'utterly shameless'

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Cat wearing judge's wig arrested before Kurt Zouma court hearing

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Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

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Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

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Ofgem promises to continue pretending to give a tuppenny toss about struggling energy customers

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Northerners just ecstatic to see London getting yet another new train line mere months after all their shit was cancelled

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White House aides frantically teaching Biden to say: "That would be an ecumenical matter."

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"I just like bananas and wanking in public," insists man in monkey pox false alarm

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Researcher nearly as surprised by football terrace homophobia as by being bitten while strolling in crocodile enclosure

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Man thrown out of community Facebook page for knowing difference between 'their', 'there' and 'they're'

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Proven liar Boris Johnson says he didn't try to influence Gray report in secret meeting

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Daily Mail slates anti-poverty campaigner for having luxuries such as roof and chair

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White House flags to remain lowered so Biden can hide behind them from gun lobby

Grandpa Munster threatens to sue next person who says he looks like odious Senator Ted Cruz

"Dang! Me thinking not work," says Republican confused whether he's pro-life by being anti-abortion or pro-death with pro-gun stance

World's psychopaths offered 'Stay'n'Slay' holidays in America

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Peaky Blinders haircut craze leaves millions looking like Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street

Bewildered online porn lover keeps stumbling on farm equipment sites

Brexit to be reclassified as a religion after no evidence found of benefits with followers having to survive on faith alone

Common as muck people thank Wagatha Christie participants for making them feel suave and sophisticated

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Urine-powered hydro-electric generator to be placed downstream from Thatcher statue

White House flags to remain lowered so Biden can hide behind them from gun lobby

Grandpa Munster threatens to sue next person who says he looks like odious Senator Ted Cruz

"Dang! Me thinking not work," says Republican confused whether he's pro-life by being anti-abortion or pro-death with pro-gun stance

World's psychopaths offered 'Stay'n'Slay' holidays in America

AD: Is YOUR nation suffering from a stubborn infestation of Prime Minister? Call in the experts now!

Surgeons admit defeat in operation to remove Nadine Dorries from Boris Johnson's Anus

Johnson to go with 'I was catching a leak in the roof' defence, sources confirm

New Tory dictionary defines 'humbled' as 'utterly shameless'

Cat wearing judge's wig arrested before Kurt Zouma court hearing

God tells stupid gun-fondling Texan bastards to shove their thoughts and prayers up their holes

Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

Ofgem promises to continue pretending to give a tuppenny toss about struggling energy customers

Northerners just ecstatic to see London getting yet another new train line mere months after all their shit was cancelled

White House aides frantically teaching Biden to say: "That would be an ecumenical matter."

"I just like bananas and wanking in public," insists man in monkey pox false alarm

Researcher nearly as surprised by football terrace homophobia as by being bitten while strolling in crocodile enclosure

Man thrown out of community Facebook page for knowing difference between 'their', 'there' and 'they're'

Proven liar Boris Johnson says he didn't try to influence Gray report in secret meeting

Daily Mail slates anti-poverty campaigner for having luxuries such as roof and chair

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White House flags to remain lowered so Biden can hide behind them from gun lobby

Grandpa Munster threatens to sue next person who says he looks like odious Senator Ted Cruz

"Dang! Me thinking not work," says Republican confused whether he's pro-life by being anti-abortion or pro-death with pro-gun stance

World's psychopaths offered 'Stay'n'Slay' holidays in America

AD: Is YOUR nation suffering from a stubborn infestation of Prime Minister? Call in the experts now!

Most Popular

Peaky Blinders haircut craze leaves millions looking like Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street

Bewildered online porn lover keeps stumbling on farm equipment sites

Brexit to be reclassified as a religion after no evidence found of benefits with followers having to survive on faith alone

Common as muck people thank Wagatha Christie participants for making them feel suave and sophisticated

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Urine-powered hydro-electric generator to be placed downstream from Thatcher statue

White House flags to remain lowered so Biden can hide behind them from gun lobby

Grandpa Munster threatens to sue next person who says he looks like odious Senator Ted Cruz

"Dang! Me thinking not work," says Republican confused whether he's pro-life by being anti-abortion or pro-death with pro-gun stance

World's psychopaths offered 'Stay'n'Slay' holidays in America

AD: Is YOUR nation suffering from a stubborn infestation of Prime Minister? Call in the experts now!

Surgeons admit defeat in operation to remove Nadine Dorries from Boris Johnson's Anus

Johnson to go with 'I was catching a leak in the roof' defence, sources confirm

New Tory dictionary defines 'humbled' as 'utterly shameless'

Cat wearing judge's wig arrested before Kurt Zouma court hearing

God tells stupid gun-fondling Texan bastards to shove their thoughts and prayers up their holes

Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

Ofgem promises to continue pretending to give a tuppenny toss about struggling energy customers

Northerners just ecstatic to see London getting yet another new train line mere months after all their shit was cancelled

White House aides frantically teaching Biden to say: "That would be an ecumenical matter."

"I just like bananas and wanking in public," insists man in monkey pox false alarm

Researcher nearly as surprised by football terrace homophobia as by being bitten while strolling in crocodile enclosure

Man thrown out of community Facebook page for knowing difference between 'their', 'there' and 'they're'

Proven liar Boris Johnson says he didn't try to influence Gray report in secret meeting

Daily Mail slates anti-poverty campaigner for having luxuries such as roof and chair

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