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Unrest in Greek alphabet after omicron allowed to jump covid strain naming queue

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'I just want my missing socks back,' says All Lives Matter bigot confused between immigrants and borrowers

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Emerging Covid Variant - 'Don't worry, we have everything under Complete Complole,' insists UK govt

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Child threatens to burn down family home if he receives advent calendar with no bloody chocolate

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British and French border forces adopt Shaggy's It Wasn't Me as official song

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Slimy beasties and various wriggly things walk out of I'm a Celeb after facing prospect of having to crawl over Ian Beale

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Baby thrown out of Parliament for being innocent and actually having morals

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Turkeys who voted Tory bewildered by impending arrival of Christmas

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Anti-vaxxers to be renamed coronalovers as they never want to see it go away

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Return of Crazy Frog erases Britain's few remaining shreds of joy and optimism

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'If we make the country shit enough no-one will want to come anyway,' says Priti Patel on Tory anti-immigration policy

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Coca-Cola 'Holidays are Coming' lorries stuck on Irish Sea due to incorrect Brexit paperwork

Swindon's Magic Roundabout revealed to be complicated way of summoning demons

MI6 chief to say service must adapt to new technology in order to keep completely missing security threats

Unrest in Greek alphabet after omicron allowed to jump covid strain naming queue

Boris to announce newest imaginary infrastructure project next Tuesday

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Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Boris agrees to skip the next few corruption scandals and just declare the UK a Banana Republic now to save time

Michael Fabricant in pole position to take over when Boris steps down as his hair is just as fucking stupid

Trading Standards to remove 'Right Honourable' from Tory MPs' titles

Prof Sarah Gilbert honoured with Barbie doll; Boris to be honoured with Cabbage Patch Boglin

New Aldi funeral business has checkout operators slide multiple coffins at high speed toward panicking pallbearers

Coca-Cola 'Holidays are Coming' lorries stuck on Irish Sea due to incorrect Brexit paperwork

Swindon's Magic Roundabout revealed to be complicated way of summoning demons

MI6 chief to say service must adapt to new technology in order to keep completely missing security threats

Unrest in Greek alphabet after omicron allowed to jump covid strain naming queue

Boris to announce newest imaginary infrastructure project next Tuesday

Mystery MP identified as heavily mutated covid variant

Channel dispute coincidentally allows Britain and France to carry on doing nothing about murderous people traffickers

I'm a Celebrity bosses desperately protect few remaining contestants anybody's heard of

Confused Trump-supporting racist shuns Black Friday, waits for Orange Wednesday

'I just want my missing socks back,' says All Lives Matter bigot confused between immigrants and borrowers

Emerging Covid Variant - 'Don't worry, we have everything under Complete Complole,' insists UK govt

Child threatens to burn down family home if he receives advent calendar with no bloody chocolate

British and French border forces adopt Shaggy's It Wasn't Me as official song

Slimy beasties and various wriggly things walk out of I'm a Celeb after facing prospect of having to crawl over Ian Beale

Baby thrown out of Parliament for being innocent and actually having morals

Turkeys who voted Tory bewildered by impending arrival of Christmas

Anti-vaxxers to be renamed coronalovers as they never want to see it go away

Return of Crazy Frog erases Britain's few remaining shreds of joy and optimism

Members of Royal Family outraged at documentary airing outrageous claims by other outraged members of Royal Family

'If we make the country shit enough no-one will want to come anyway,' says Priti Patel on Tory anti-immigration policy

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Coca-Cola 'Holidays are Coming' lorries stuck on Irish Sea due to incorrect Brexit paperwork

Swindon's Magic Roundabout revealed to be complicated way of summoning demons

MI6 chief to say service must adapt to new technology in order to keep completely missing security threats

Unrest in Greek alphabet after omicron allowed to jump covid strain naming queue

Boris to announce newest imaginary infrastructure project next Tuesday

Most Popular

Horror of Eamonn Holmes foot stimulator ad officially classified as greater than that of The Exorcist

Boris agrees to skip the next few corruption scandals and just declare the UK a Banana Republic now to save time

Michael Fabricant in pole position to take over when Boris steps down as his hair is just as fucking stupid

Trading Standards to remove 'Right Honourable' from Tory MPs' titles

Prof Sarah Gilbert honoured with Barbie doll; Boris to be honoured with Cabbage Patch Boglin

New Aldi funeral business has checkout operators slide multiple coffins at high speed toward panicking pallbearers

Coca-Cola 'Holidays are Coming' lorries stuck on Irish Sea due to incorrect Brexit paperwork

Swindon's Magic Roundabout revealed to be complicated way of summoning demons

MI6 chief to say service must adapt to new technology in order to keep completely missing security threats

Unrest in Greek alphabet after omicron allowed to jump covid strain naming queue

Boris to announce newest imaginary infrastructure project next Tuesday

Mystery MP identified as heavily mutated covid variant

Channel dispute coincidentally allows Britain and France to carry on doing nothing about murderous people traffickers

I'm a Celebrity bosses desperately protect few remaining contestants anybody's heard of

Confused Trump-supporting racist shuns Black Friday, waits for Orange Wednesday

'I just want my missing socks back,' says All Lives Matter bigot confused between immigrants and borrowers

Emerging Covid Variant - 'Don't worry, we have everything under Complete Complole,' insists UK govt

Child threatens to burn down family home if he receives advent calendar with no bloody chocolate

British and French border forces adopt Shaggy's It Wasn't Me as official song

Slimy beasties and various wriggly things walk out of I'm a Celeb after facing prospect of having to crawl over Ian Beale

Baby thrown out of Parliament for being innocent and actually having morals

Turkeys who voted Tory bewildered by impending arrival of Christmas

Anti-vaxxers to be renamed coronalovers as they never want to see it go away

Return of Crazy Frog erases Britain's few remaining shreds of joy and optimism

Members of Royal Family outraged at documentary airing outrageous claims by other outraged members of Royal Family

'If we make the country shit enough no-one will want to come anyway,' says Priti Patel on Tory anti-immigration policy

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Where the billy heck is my PS5?