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Work and Pensions Secretary lays part of blame for horrific British covid death toll on victims' weight
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Scotland shouldn't get independence referendum, says former Prime Minister who was never elected to that office
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Government defence of trade with genocidal regimes placed alongside 'rain falling downwards' in Big Book of Surprises
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Frantic search for adequate simile or metaphor to cover Theresa May questioning Johnson's morals
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Poll finds Biden could impale kittens on live television from Oval Office and still be less loathed than Trump
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'Phew!' says UKIP after Priti Patel announces £800 fine for parties of over 15 people
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Britons feel brief joy at Trump's exit, then see Johnson on television and remember
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"Ah shucks," says Joe Biden as mask accidentally slips during inauguration revealing him to be a lizard person
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Delusional Trump demands recount of insurrection stating he is now America's warlord and has been bathing in Democrats' blood for past 14 days
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Trump helpfully lists potential Inauguration Day sniper positions he really, really hopes no domestic terrorists will use
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Daleks disgusted after Deputy Speaker accuses MP of sounding like Dalek
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Emergency plan to remove Trump from White House with enormous sheets of lavatory paper if he refuses to go
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Katie Hopkins to head up UKIP's new offence home delivery service by shouting racial slurs through every UK letterbox
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Boris Johnson's audition to be fourth gal in ‘Sex and the City’ reboot unsuccessful, HBO confirms
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SNP plot to eliminate covid lockdown 'copycat' Johnson by having Nicola Sturgeon pretend to jump in fire
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Trump Presidential Legacy to be commemorated with badly spelt graffiti on back of toilet door
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