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"Dang! Me thinking not work," says Republican confused whether he's pro-life by being anti-abortion or pro-death with pro-gun stance
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AD: Is YOUR nation suffering from a stubborn infestation of Prime Minister? Call in the experts now!
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Surgeons admit defeat in operation to remove Nadine Dorries from Boris Johnson's Anus
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Johnson to go with 'I was catching a leak in the roof' defence, sources confirm
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New Tory dictionary defines 'humbled' as 'utterly shameless'
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Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate
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Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate
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White House aides frantically teaching Biden to say: "That would be an ecumenical matter."
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Proven liar Boris Johnson says he didn't try to influence Gray report in secret meeting
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Michael Fabricant's Hair to Return to its Home Planet
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Cheese to make impassioned anti-Liz Truss speech later today, sources reveal
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"Everything's just too f***ing expensive," says everyone
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That thing on Michael Fabricant's head finally less offensive and ridiculous than he is
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MPs wonder why nobody respects them when only about one in 10 are alleged perverts
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Disappointed Tory MPs realise they're only trending on Twitter because people think they're latest alleged beast
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"I thought we had left Europe?" say nation's thick as mince Brexiters as the UK prepares for Eurovision
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