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New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

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'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

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Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

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Senior Tory aide called Dai Version exposed Chinese agent in Commons

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Entire Cabinet in running for Gutless Creep of the Year Award after backing Boris Johnson

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Latest UK cabinet meeting a shambles after Raab only brings a bottle of sherry he found at the back of the cupboard

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Van-Tam resignation welcomed by Tories as there is no place for truth or honour anywhere near Government

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Doctors warn of mass fatalities if people hold breath waiting for police to hold Tories accountable for anything, ever

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Liz Truss says she refused to attend govt Lockdown Party because they were serving foreign cheeses

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Horror authors clamour to produce script about people stuck in lift with Gove

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Boris shocked that new circus clown themed Changing Rooms makeover won’t involve him doing favours for anyone

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Another Day, Another Massive fucking Pisstake, confirms Boris

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Boris Johnson promised job with 'Angry Trampogram' service should he have to leave Downing Street in a hurry

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Nigel Farage to deport own self after going on ancestry.co.uk

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Starmer makes early start on destroying Labour poll lead by defending Blair knighthood

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ISIS congratulates Blair on knighthood and thanks him for all his help

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