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Politics
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Major London fire traced to bespoke Tory trouser factory
Politics
Truss and Sunak neck and neck in race to be awful enough for Tory membership to vote for them
Politics
Hamsters and bats pulling levers in head of Liz Truss are optimistic
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Whoever loses Tory leadership race promised job scamming public on Westminster Bridge
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Starmer to purge Labour front bench of people with principles and other dangerous subversives
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Grassroots Tories prefer Truss to Sunak because of economic policies and no other reason whatsoever
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Official status of UK amended from 'For Fuck's Sake' to 'We're All Doomed'
Politics
Bottom of barrel revealed to be an out of touch billionaire and a dimwitted cheese enthusiast
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'Hasta la vista, baby,' quips Terminator of about 200,000 British people
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Boris Johnson finds a new way of shitting on everyone from on high
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New Top Gun looks a bit shit
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Tory leadership candidates now to be tested on kitten stamping and selling orphans to organ harvesters
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'Just as well he doesn't mind the heat,' says Satan of Tory who branded people snowflakes over deadly heatwave
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Tim Westwood in line for Tory Whip job
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Portaloo suction expert summoned to pick new Tory leader
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Liz Truss spotted at Wookey Hole summoning cheese gods
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