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Tory MPs urge Chancellor to maintain freeze on alcohol duties as last thing they want is sober electorate

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Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

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Priti Patel reluctantly agrees not to test migrants' ages by cutting them in half and counting rings

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Government to Tax Bees

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Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

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'I'm launching my own social media platform promising unadulterated truth,' lies Donald Trump

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Anti-lockdown protesters condemned over making people feel shred of sympathy for Gove

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The Government refuses to rule out the further ruling out of lockdowns, minister clarifies

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Priti Patel to introduce Squid Game vetting process for asylum seekers after Netflix binge

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‘What’s an escape goat? Never heard of one!’ says Govt whilst blaming overstretched GPs for failing health service

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Members of ethnic minorities in racism controversy after mistaking one Tory MP for another

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Africa again demands West stops dumping toxic waste after Hancock UN appointment

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Marbella beach-goers report seeing UK PM burying head in sand

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'My Government's repeated mistakes might have led to thousands of unnecessary covid deaths, but at least I'm not Jeremy Corbyn,' says Boris

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Starmer and Cameron launch new male grooming brand called Face Like a Freshly-Smacked Arse

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David Cameron found weeping at news of mass pig cull threat

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