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Folically-challenged man shocked to discover old wives’ tale about cow licks and hair growth is true

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"It's probably nothing to do with climate change" insist melting idiots

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Elephant acts out old joke about footprints in the custard

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Cream agrees to rise to bottom to more accurately reflect state of UK politics

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Tories surprised after being bitten by 'Libdem' creature they thought had gone extinct

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Mouse Plague false alarm at billabong as jolly swagman looks at kangaroos through wrong end of telescope

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'We basically just have a deathwish,' admit red squirrels

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Man with green fingers fed up with gardening jokes

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Rain congratulates self on a good May so far of ruining everybody's plans

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Every sprout-loving human to be fitted with catalytic converter by 2030 to cut methane emissions

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Optimistic people with no horticultural ability whatsoever throng garden centres to choose plants for next year's compost heap

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Abusive online twats advised to take a nice long walk in the Mourne mountains during English Football’s social media boycott next weekend

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“Targets are great! You can set them for anything,” Boris to tell US Climate Summit

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Sea Life threatened by enormous oil slick after David Cameron goes for a swim

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"Oh, great," says rhinoceros as zoo reopens to gawping hordes

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Three-Eyed fish on supermarket shelves within five years following Fukushima dumping masterstroke

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