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Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

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Anti-lockdown protesters condemned over making people feel shred of sympathy for Gove

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The Government refuses to rule out the further ruling out of lockdowns, minister clarifies

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‘What’s an escape goat? Never heard of one!’ says Govt whilst blaming overstretched GPs for failing health service

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False-negative covid lab under fire after not being able to give straight yes/no answer when asked how it happened

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'My Government's repeated mistakes might have led to thousands of unnecessary covid deaths, but at least I'm not Jeremy Corbyn,' says Boris

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Anti-Vaxxers suspiciously quiet on malaria vaccine breakthrough

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Starmer speech played during appendectomy after anaesthetic runs out

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Plum grower orders vast quantity of covid vaccine after Nicki Minaj tweet

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Mum simply can't understand why some of her teenage son's socks are a bit crusty

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'We wanted to lose weight anyway,' says grateful nation about Brexit caused food shortages

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Woodworm in anti-vaxxers' heads demand covid jabs

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'Ker-ching! Err... we mean extra National Insurance cash will go to front line,' say NHS bosses

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Man who prides self on speaking mind doesn't actually have mind to speak of

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'My body, my choice,' says Texan anti-masker who wholeheartedly supports draconian new anti-abortion law

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Descartes updates philosophy to 'I don't think, therefore I am an anti-vaxxer'

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