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Bizarre medical condition involving pulling random numbers from arse is named Truss-Sunak Syndrome

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Journalist Kate McCann tested for shite inhalation after fainting during Tory leadership debate

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Potential NHS recruits to be offered extra round of applause as bosses tackle staffing crisis

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Public warned not to leave senior IT consultants in hot cars

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Model leaves little to the imagination after shedding skin for poolside frolics

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American right-to-lifers revealed to be living rebuttal of own arguments

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US Supreme Court demands mums now carry babies to full term of 10 years until inevitable school shooting

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"Forget polio!" say scientists warning of new outbreak of fucking Minions next week

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Tories to cut ambulance waiting times by reclassifying seriously ill as pre-dead and sending hearses instead

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Covid denies infecting Prince Andrew as it has standards

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'My wrist hasn't hurt this bad since lockdown,' says man suffering from repetitive strain injury from too much Jubilee flag waving

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Minnie Mouse threatens divorce after Daisy Duck diagnosed with monkey pox

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Surgeons admit defeat in operation to remove Nadine Dorries from Boris Johnson's Anus

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"I just like bananas and wanking in public," insists man in monkey pox false alarm

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Makers and sellers of shitty cheap food thank Government for its help

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Man who now has amazing abs having lived at the gym for five years still not made up for lack of personality

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