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Duke of Edinburgh carefully briefed before being introduced to Buddha

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Boris to show the utmost respect by only dragging his hair halfway through a hedge backwards in honour of Prince Philip

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Recently rediscovered ancient Egyptian city of Aten already declared more exciting than Milton Keynes

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Prince Philip denies it was him who crashed a Land Rover into Pearly Gates

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Man to spend entire weekend moaning about bike lanes

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SAS fantasists research Myanmar Embassy layout in case there's a siege they can pretend to have ended

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Troubles in Northern Ireland absolutely nothing to do with colossal Brexit balls up, insists Govt

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EXCLUSIVE: Whitty and Vallance to keep shuffling podiums outwards until they're not in the same room as Boris anymore

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Under-30s to be offered alternative to Matt Hancock

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Man makes living by betting random strangers that nearby hipster families include at least one child called Noah

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Boris to launch new Moonshot in search of the last one

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Boris confirms England easing of lockdown on April 12 but forgets to mention which year

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Church of England denies clergy are in fact elaborate disguises operated by cats

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Boring smart-arse sacrificed by giant rabbit at Stonehenge after yet again saying Easter stolen from Pagans

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Woman prepares for virtual Glastonbury by inviting hippies to shit in her garden

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Seeing pound shop Halloween display reminds man to buy Easter eggs for wife and children

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