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Pedant dies of apoplexy while screaming that it's a railway station not a train station

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France’s Mum Complains that UK, US and Australia won’t let France play in their new ‘SuperFriends’ Club Treehouse

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Manure merchant commemorates Cabinet reshuffle with new packaging

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Plum grower orders vast quantity of covid vaccine after Nicki Minaj tweet

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Experts warn of up to 7,000 Government Briefings a day this Winter

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Mum simply can't understand why some of her teenage son's socks are a bit crusty

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Andrew Neil's GB News replacement appointed

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'Too many secret plots, too little time,' bemoans George Soros

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Gove living proof that loathsomeness is limitless, say scientists

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'We wanted to lose weight anyway,' says grateful nation about Brexit caused food shortages

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Fears of even bigger North Korean rockets as Kim Jong-un commissions giant milk bottles and sticks

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Peloton unveils hamster wheel with enormous subscription

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Posh kids' dog shit horror after innocently inviting hard kids to play Pooh Sticks

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Woodworm in anti-vaxxers' heads demand covid jabs

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Cat employed by RADA to teach actors how to convincingly portray starvation

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Priti Patel to use huge catapults at Dover to propel channel-crossing refugees back to France

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