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New party game called 'Cabinet Minister' has players compete to put tongues furthest up Boris Johnson effigy's anus

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Emily Maitlis fields job offers from makers of online so-called nonce hunting videos

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'Phew! At least no-one noticed I got stuck in a lift,' says grinning Gove amid ongoing Downing Street party scandal

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Rageful Djokovic to throw racket at kangaroo after finally being declared 'out' by Australian umpires

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Shit-covered Boris Johnson refuses to admit shitting self until conclusion of investigation into whether he shat self

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Senior Tory aide called Dai Version exposed Chinese agent in Commons

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Andrew changes title to 'The Piss Artist Formerly Known As Prince'

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Entire Cabinet in running for Gutless Creep of the Year Award after backing Boris Johnson

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Latest UK cabinet meeting a shambles after Raab only brings a bottle of sherry he found at the back of the cupboard

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Van-Tam resignation welcomed by Tories as there is no place for truth or honour anywhere near Government

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Burning greedy energy firm executives at the stake a good way of generating cheap heat for needy, study finds

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Attempt to transplant Tory's heart into pig fails after pig's body rejects it

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Doctors warn of mass fatalities if people hold breath waiting for police to hold Tories accountable for anything, ever

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Liz Truss says she refused to attend govt Lockdown Party because they were serving foreign cheeses

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Australia finally agrees to release Djokovic on the condition he's parachuted into the outback first

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Horror authors clamour to produce script about people stuck in lift with Gove

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