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Anti-vaxxers immune to covid as they're not bright enough to qualify as human

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Sheep consider calling daftest members of their flock covid deniers

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Politician kicked out of Parliament for insufficient amounts of lying

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NASA probe reports Mars not as big as when you were a kid and has thinner chocolate

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Generous club bouncers quite willing to give two jabs on the door to any troublesome anti-vaxxers

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Covid-compliant Tokyo Olympics to hold every event over Zoom to ensure social distancing

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‘Nice Guy’ on dating site can’t understand why none of those ‘effing skanks’ want to go out with him

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Britain nervously eyes up its fluffiest pets as toilet roll panic-buyers hit the supermarket shelves again

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Journalists who expose filthy Tory adulterers must be jailed, say filthy Tory adulterers

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UNESCO official caught trying to sell World Heritage status hubcaps in Liverpool pub

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Eagerly-awaited Prince Harry memoir rumoured to list achievements other than being born

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Large penis seen flying above Texas turns out to be Jeff Bezos

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'Vaccine passports for clubbers is discrimination against us really really stupid people,' claims anti-vaxxers

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Cummings reduced to same official status as that pub bore you know who met a celebrity once

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'Strewth! Haven't we got enough venomous creatures already?' says Australia as it chucks out Katie Hopkins

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Starmer to purge rebels with firing squads standing in circles

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