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Tory MPs urge Chancellor to maintain freeze on alcohol duties as last thing they want is sober electorate

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Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

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Priti Patel reluctantly agrees not to test migrants' ages by cutting them in half and counting rings

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Government to Tax Bees

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Tory MPs ditch covid masks but will retain human being masks for foreseeable future

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'I'm launching my own social media platform promising unadulterated truth,' lies Donald Trump

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Momentous New Zealand trade deal will see up to six packets of Anchor butter on shelves by Christmas

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Facebook to officially rebrand as Brian, a plumber from Cardiff

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Anti-lockdown protesters condemned over making people feel shred of sympathy for Gove

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The Government refuses to rule out the further ruling out of lockdowns, minister clarifies

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Virtual reality internet metaverse to be just as shit as normal reality say tech experts

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Insulate Britain mysteriously fails to promise any of their nonsense for the roads of Glasgow

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Man shocks Halloween party by not going as a Squid Game character

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Hero spider learns to walk on two legs and complain about the weather after being bitten by radioactive human

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Car boot sale customer finds Western Military Industrial Complex stall selling pretend Chinese hypersonic missile

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Entire cast of Verisure burglar alarm ads quarantined after Dutch Elm Disease outbreak

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