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White House flags to remain lowered so Biden can hide behind them from gun lobby

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Grandpa Munster threatens to sue next person who says he looks like odious Senator Ted Cruz

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"Dang! Me thinking not work," says Republican confused whether he's pro-life by being anti-abortion or pro-death with pro-gun stance

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World's psychopaths offered 'Stay'n'Slay' holidays in America

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Surgeons admit defeat in operation to remove Nadine Dorries from Boris Johnson's Anus

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Johnson to go with 'I was catching a leak in the roof' defence, sources confirm

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New Tory dictionary defines 'humbled' as 'utterly shameless'

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Cat wearing judge's wig arrested before Kurt Zouma court hearing

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God tells stupid gun-fondling Texan bastards to shove their thoughts and prayers up their holes

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Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

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Miscommunication leads to Downing Street hunt for escaped goat over partygate

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Ofgem promises to continue pretending to give a tuppenny toss about struggling energy customers

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Northerners just ecstatic to see London getting yet another new train line mere months after all their shit was cancelled

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White House aides frantically teaching Biden to say: "That would be an ecumenical matter."

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"I just like bananas and wanking in public," insists man in monkey pox false alarm

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