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Suspected illegal document about stripping children turns out to be Met Police training manual
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'It's official, women are better than men,' says everyone
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Tyre Extinguishers' next target to be giant human airbag Nadine Dorries
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Walrus invites Eggman and Semolina Pilchard on Norway cruise
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Journalist Kate McCann tested for shite inhalation after fainting during Tory leadership debate
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Church led by Archbishop of Canterbury argues over whether magic wizard in sky thinks gay people are naughty
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Scottish cricket uniform to be replaced by white robes and pointy hoods
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That bloke being served ahead of you in the Post Office really is applying to be a sodding astronaut or something
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People who give toss about latest royal revelations to be tested for brain damage
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Audi unveils new model range including 'Twat', 'Wanker' and 'Arsehole'
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Official status of UK amended from 'For Fuck's Sake' to 'We're All Doomed'
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Supermarkets mysteriously full of smelly bastards in spite of stocking deodorant
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RAF Typhoon ejector seat fails
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Flummoxed man reduced to describing everything on social media and entire internet as a meme
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President of brutal backward theocracy prepares to meet Saudi leader
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BMW heated seat subscribers can now pay extra to be called stupid bloody mugs
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