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Generational dispute over whether Gove looks more like blobfish or Pob

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Virtual reality internet metaverse to be just as shit as normal reality say tech experts

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Man shocks Halloween party by not going as a Squid Game character

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Entire cast of Verisure burglar alarm ads quarantined after Dutch Elm Disease outbreak

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Mystery as millions of radios simultaneously exude miasma of blandness so thick you could cut it with a knife

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Adele wins new fans of all musical tastes after branding Matt Hancock dirty sod

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Vampires to strike on Hallowe'en, trade union confirms

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Zuckerberg demands to know which minion in his hollowed-out mountain failed to pay electricity bill

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Wetherspoons profits hit during lockdowns as many customers switched to sitting in park, haranguing passers-by

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MailOnline commenters deemed too extreme to join Taliban

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‘Ha Ha, made you look!’ Giggles Pope finally admitting that millennia of religion was just a practical joke that went too far

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Man with ten jerry cans waiting in petrol queue, as car only half full, blames media for panic

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LGBTQ+ to add more letters to include 'Everyone Else Apart From Bigoted Arseholes'

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Exhausted dad forced at nerfpoint to play Barbies for 100th time that day

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New Matrix 4 film to be tag-lined as Matrix 404: Error Code Reset

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Piers Morgan to be given entire TV station to creepily attack successful women from

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