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Andrew changes title to 'The Piss Artist Formerly Known As Prince'

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Human rights abuse confusion over Myanmar as human rights abuser jailed by human rights abusers

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Online scammers fight for email addresses of naive fools who think partying Tories will be punished

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Mystery as Cressida Dick, whose job depends on Tories, fails to investigate Tories

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Police will text middle class drug users from dealers' phones in handy warning to change suppliers

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Elf on the Shelf fucking shows up again

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'It's our right to randomly shoot and kill people as long as they're lefty snowflakes,' says America after Kyle Rittenhouse verdict

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Putin really, really worried about Novichok murder public inquiry says Russian Ministry of Sarcasm

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Terrorist Arseholes predominantly motivated by being massive Arseholes, Police investigation concludes

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Mortuary abuse inquiry will confirm nobody important should be sacked and lessons will be learned

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Shambling blue-rosetted mystery man tries to steal toothless watchdog from animal sanctuary

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OJ Simpson hired to write book on Owen Paterson's innocence

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'We like our corruption to be a bit less obvious,' says Tories after inevitable U-turn

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Met promises latest outrage down to slobbering incompetence rather than usual misogyny or racism

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Dog looks a tad worried after new DNA evidence shows curiosity didn’t kill the cat

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Man shocks Halloween party by not going as a Squid Game character

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