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Excrement outraged at being compared to US police officers

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Broken fax machine meant US police department didn't get memo about not being murderous racists

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Would-be spree killers complain Biden's home-made gun ban means they'll have to go to the shops like all the other murderers

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Troubles in Northern Ireland absolutely nothing to do with colossal Brexit balls up, insists Govt

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Man makes living by betting random strangers that nearby hipster families include at least one child called Noah

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Inspectorate of Constabulary to issue Met with stack of blank certificates clearing it of all future wrongdoing

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Top schools in sex abuse scandal say they're merely breeding future elite barristers and judges

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Covid Bat to go on trial next week, prosecutors confirm

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Public warned not to approach any crazed individuals armed with pints of milk

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Scooby Doo gang reveal von der Leyen to be Nigel Farage

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Americans to still make mockery of the word 'amendment' as they refuse to amend an amendment despite daily mass shootings

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Boris Johnson's dad to be allowed to eat swans

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Government thanks Bristol mob for making suppression of democratic right to protest that little bit easier

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Sheriff's Captain who said Atlanta rampage shooter was having bad day invited to become Met sensitivity trainer

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Industrial-sized drums of whitewash seen being unloaded at the Independent Office for Police Conduct in the dead of night

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Metropolitan Police order statues not to be out after dark

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