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Man knew what the hell he was looking for in Lush

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Home Counties thrown into turmoil as John Lewis declared not posh enough

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Spies trawling LinkedIn for company secrets dismayed to find only self-aggrandising corporate-speak bollocks

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Government unveils new 'bodies piled high in the street' policy to revitalise ailing town centres

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World first as self-driving car moans that Uber drivers aren't proper cabbies

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Government's heartfelt apology as only a fifth of covid contracts have stink of possible corruption

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Amazon to offer 'short, back and left outsides' at new hair salon

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Club owners quit super league after feeling unusual pang of conscience in their wallets

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Tories apologise after inadvertently telling the truth in admin error

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David Cameron to be told he made a right pig's ear of lobbying - but not in a sexy way

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World astonished as someone finally uses a QR code

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Suez staff ask Evergreen captain if he wants to be booked in now for Christmas dinner

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Amazon demands delivery drivers turn in their bottles of piss and bags of shit so it can sell them on

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Lonely flatulent office worker misses colleagues to blame his farts on

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Last black person who hasn't been asked to appear in a patronising tokenist TV commercial identified

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Amazon denies it's plotting to invade Poland in wake of Hitler logo debacle

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