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Uber outraged to be told it has to recognise its workers as human beings

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"Our industry is on its knees," say tooled-up burglars lobbying for funding whilst standing at the end of Rishi Sunak's bed at 3am

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B&Q announce plan to rescue endangered sawfish

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“You’re giving bloodsuckers a bad name!” says Count Dracula to Energy companies after proposed price hike

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Bankers to prepare for negative interest rates by walking backwards into work and allowing customers to charge them overdrawn fees

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“Please give in any way you can, I’m down to my last million,” pleads broke hedge fund manager after GameStop shares dupe

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Last remaining pub which still uses clip art for all of its posters finally closes

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Social media giants take brave stand against Trump now he can't harm them anymore

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Nation united in mourning or possibly sarcasm as financiers threaten to leave London

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Last Ever Branch of 'Wimpy' found in the ruins of Pompeii

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UK Fisherman Furious as Boris' Promised ‘Unicorn’ turns out to be a Donkey in a Party Hat

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Middle class uproar amid fears of Brie shortages caused by French closure of ports

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Major financial institution hires first non-white person, gay person and woman so they can appear in advert proclaiming commitment to diversity

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Currys PC World customer angry after getting item they wanted at price advertised with no upselling or ruinous warranty

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Business, Industry and Energy minister Nadhim Zahawi also appointed Head Vaccine Guy, because why not?

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People with shit for brains eagerly discuss retail giants' Christmas ads on social media

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