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'I'm launching my own social media platform promising unadulterated truth,' lies Donald Trump

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Momentous New Zealand trade deal will see up to six packets of Anchor butter on shelves by Christmas

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Facebook to officially rebrand as Brian, a plumber from Cardiff

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Anton Chigurh gets visa for job at Barnsley abattoir

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Evil cesspits spreading hate and misinformation up in arms over being compared to Facebook

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Man destroys office in desperate bid to reproduce ambiguous noise so colleagues won't think he farted

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Frozen vulnerable people to be thrown into giant furnaces to help big business cut gas costs

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Starmer and Cameron launch new male grooming brand called Face Like a Freshly-Smacked Arse

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Zuckerberg demands to know which minion in his hollowed-out mountain failed to pay electricity bill

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Tories to give 'Get Out of Jail Free' card to all donors playing live version of Monopoly on streets of London

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Wetherspoons profits hit during lockdowns as many customers switched to sitting in park, haranguing passers-by

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Flintstones cars to be rolled out nationwide, Downing Street confirms

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'Oops, our bad!' says UK as it realises it needs EU workers or entire country grinds to a halt

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Energy firms going bust leaves musical instrument makers struggling with public demand for microscopic violins

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Consumers outraged that shortages might mean they have less food to throw away uneaten

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Government buys tons of Vaseline and KY for energy companies so they can maintain customer service standards

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