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Water firms order people not to waste water as wasting water is water firms' job
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Ofgem officials suffocate while up energy firm bosses' arses
Business
Railway industry hires tortoise found on track as efficiency consultant
Business
Sales of rotary clotheslines soar after 'Prince of Pegging' trends on social media
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Public warned not to leave senior IT consultants in hot cars
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BMW heated seat subscribers can now pay extra to be called stupid bloody mugs
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Investors in shock as ex-footballer John Terry's stupid fucking monkey drawings turn out to be a stupid fucking investment
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New American national lottery has people pick cities and body counts
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Festival organiser who slashed marketing budget confused why people didn't telepathically know to come to the event
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Delivery company introduces new electric vehicles so at least you know they're 'green' before they silently mow you down
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Teflon enters into a partnership with Boris Johnson
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'Phew!' says rail bosses as once again public blames workers and not them for paying fuck all
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New owner of Glasgow-accented sex robot suffers broken nose in 'kiss' misunderstanding
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'My cancelled flight is a victim of cancel culture,' says traveller thinking his aeroplane must have said a bad word
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Ofgem promises to continue pretending to give a tuppenny toss about struggling energy customers
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