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Ofgem promises to continue pretending to give a tuppenny toss about struggling energy customers

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Northerners just ecstatic to see London getting yet another new train line mere months after all their shit was cancelled

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Struggling energy bosses face difficult choice between new super-yacht or new private plane as inflation hits 40 year high

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Makers and sellers of shitty cheap food thank Government for its help

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Big energy companies just a bunch of twats who want to watch the world burn, report says

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Elon Musk shocks world by promising to pour radioactive toxic waste into a newly bought open sewer

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Cave rescue community prepares to be randomly called paedophiles on Twitter

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Man of little character overcompensates by buying thing with 280 characters for $44 billion

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Cost of living crisis hits breaking point as Martin Lewis's appearance fee to increase by 300%

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Confusion as Lost City of Atlantis turns out to be unexpected item in bagging area

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Landlord shocks world after paying entire deposit back to tenant

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Chancellor reassures his concerned wife that latest round of tax hikes only apply to the plebs, and not to her

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'I've never known them to break their word before!' - UK in shock as Conservative Party breaks a manifesto promise

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Latest surprise from Kinder is potentially lethal dose of the shits

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Corporations doing April Fools' gags about as funny as dose of crabs, nation agrees

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