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Anti-lockdown protesters condemned over making people feel shred of sympathy for Gove

By Leppy Pardalis

The obscenity-spouting anti-lockdown arseholes who surrounded and abused Michael Gove outside his office have been widely condemned for inspiring sympathy toward the horrible man.

Mr Gove has rightly been an object of national revulsion for as long as anybody can remember, and recent revelations of early speeches rotten with racism and homophobia have only added to the righteous atavistic loathing felt by millions of people toward him.

However, news footage of him being surrounded and abused by wretched halfwits who think covid is some sort of conspiracy involving the Illuminati, Bilderbergers, alien lizards, Ken Dodd and the Diddymen or some such bloody crap has earned Mr Gove far more public sympathy than such a revolting creature deserves in any sane and moral world.

Among the many members of the public horrified and disgusted by the turn of events is Mrs Maria Sharples, a teaching assistant from Lincoln, who admits to having felt a pang of sympathy for Mr Gove as the dimwits closed in.

She said: “I feel utterly ashamed and disgusted with myself. By any objective measure, Michael Gove is one of the most despicable excuses for a human being imaginable. The misery the Pob-resembling bastard has helped to cause, especially among the most vulnerable, is incalculable.

“In spite of that, I found myself feeling a fleeting shadow of pity when I saw him being waylaid by the pigshit-thick, knuckle-dragging bacilli who constitute the elite of the anti-lockdown movement.

“It only goes to show how evil and dangerous these people are.”