By Norman Smee
Is YOUR nation suffering from a stubborn infestation of Prime Minister? Call in the experts today for fast and effective solutions!
Perhaps you hear them scurrying about in the walls, apologising long into the night, robbing you and your family of a peaceful night’s sleep.
Perhaps you notice its droppings all over Downing Street, and clearly recognise its footprints all over the latest political scandal.
Perhaps you smell its foul stench during the morning interview rounds on breakfast television, or hear its high-pitched squeals on the radio, as it scuttles about trying to save its own hide at the expense of all else in society.
Whatever the level of your Prime Ministerial problem – we have the solution!
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So suffer no more from substandard leadership!
Say goodbye to sleepness nights laying awake with worry at what the shifty fucker might try and get away with next!
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